Child friendly

Husband: Hey Wife, the Smith's are on vacation. Why don't you bring the kids and come visit me at work. The deck I'm building is really impressive.

Wife: Um...I don't know. Is it safe? Can the kids run around or could they fall?

Husband: Yeah, sure it's fine. Don't worry, I'll watch Calvin.


Apparently, we have different definitions "safe".





In Husband's defense, he did watch Calvin the entire time. And played with them on the fenced and very child friendly trampoline.


Oh, and here is our neighbor's response to Husband cutting down the hideous (albeit privacy providing) shrubs.